So I tried singing Those You’ve Known once and suddenly found myself singing the right tune, but the lyrics to On My Own. I decided to see how close...
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to...
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.